Cats And Chaos Appreciator Gifts

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Baskerville Tabby.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Cat chess

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"The cat was there."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Studying Fire Behavior

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

The 5 second rule: canine edition

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Just what I always wanted.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'