Canine Chaos Appreciator Gifts

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Jumping Dogs

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

'This can't be good.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"