Canine Paradox Appreciator Gifts

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

'I said point, not poke!'

Say cheese!

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

Art Pets

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Rhino bird in the rain

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".