Paradox Appreciators Gifts

'It's the one thing that can always find me...my alumni newsletter.'

Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Fearless Frog Part 19