Prehistory Paradox Appreciator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by prehistory and paradoxes? Our collection celebrates the mystery and wonder of ancient times and mind-bending questions alike. Perfect for explorers of the past and lovers of the unknown, these gifts combine humor, curiosity, and a dash of the ancient world to delight anyone captivated by the paradoxes of prehistory.

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The first car accident.

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!' mockup

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

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"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box." mockup

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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The discovery of asparagus.

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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Those Were The Days

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"Daddy's working from home today." mockup

"Daddy's working from home today."

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"The invention of taxidermy."

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

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Caveman has a good idea for the wheel. mockup

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!" mockup

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

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'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.' mockup

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

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"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!" mockup

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

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'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?' mockup

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?' mockup

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

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"Plagiarist!"

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Finally! A cure for the common cold! mockup

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

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"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?" mockup

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

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"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.'' mockup

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

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'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

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A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer. mockup

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

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'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.' mockup

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

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'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?' mockup

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

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'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?' mockup

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

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Sober Tooth Tiger

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Prehistory Paradox Appreciator Gifts Collection

Prehistory Paradox Appreciator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially crafted for prehistory paradox appreciators. A delightful way to bring ancient mysteries into everyday coffee breaks.

Prehistory Paradox Appreciator Pillows

Check out our pillows that combine comfort with a love for ancient puzzles. Perfect for adding a quirky, scholarly touch to any room.

Prehistory Paradox Appreciator Prints

Find inspiring prints that showcase the intriguing puzzles of prehistory. Perfect for decorating a study, classroom, or a cozy nook filled with curiosity.

Prehistory Paradox Appreciator T-Shirts

Browse our selection of witty t-shirts designed for lovers of prehistoric paradoxes. Wear your curiosity on your sleeve and start conversations everywhere you go.