Prehistoric Puzzler Gifts

'What happened between design and development?'

If Timmy had a pet T-Rex aka why Timmy was in the well!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'