Prehistorical Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the ancient thinker in your life? Our prehistorical ponderer collection features humorous and whimsical items that capture the timeless charm of prehistoric curiosity. Perfect for science buffs, history enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a dash of clever humor and creative flair related to the dawn of human curiosity. These items are sure to bring a smile and stir the imagination with their playful nod to our earliest ancestors.

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"Primitive? Compared to what?"

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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day' mockup

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

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Ancient Racing

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"And this is our media room."

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'It's an extinction notice.'

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65 Million Years Ago

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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The discovery of asparagus.

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"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!" mockup

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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The Evolution Of Man.

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'We need to have a shake-up!'

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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'When do they learn to stand upright?' mockup

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

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'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?' mockup

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.' mockup

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.' mockup

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

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'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?' mockup

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

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A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer. mockup

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

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'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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