Historical Ponderer Gifts

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"In my day, we froze to death, but we were happy."

The last ever war artist.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Sauce for the Goose

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

The Evolution Of Man.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'