Political Ponderer Gifts

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

Worshipping the free market...

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

'Another 'undecided'.'

'Would you say you lean more to the left?'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

EXEC ORDER

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Should medical students be asked their political opinions?

'What with the presidential elections, the war in Iraq and concerns about the economy, no one has noticed that I've quit smoking.'

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

George Orwell

'They are not pilgrims. They are pilgrim$!'

"Grandpa, tell us again about the old days when people voted for somebody instead of against somebody."

"What if an atheist is elected president? Will he still have to be sworn in with a bible?"

Xi Jinping

Make Fascism Dead Again

Thoughts and Prayers

New elections, new slogans.

Israeli soldier

Mao Zedong.

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

'When the dinosaurs ruled the earth did they have a constitutional monarchy, a democracy, or a dictatorship?'

'I don't really know what a 'liberal' is. I only know that people online call me a liberal whenever I ask them to cite a reference.'

'The fact that I pay more taxes than you do, Mr. Buffett, could be remedied by a huge raise.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Hi, I'm the Dove of Peace, can I take your order?'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Politically, I'd say I'm centrist-fringe.'

World crisis.

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