Politics Ponderer Gifts

"I had a nightmare that you and Dad woke up one day on the wrong side of history."

'I need some help with my homework, Dad -- do you know anybody who knows anything about political science?'

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

Tragedy of the migrants who drown trying to get to Europe

Couple goes into travel agent and requests, 'Somewhere out of range of North Korean nukes, Mideast terrorist missiles, and US Social Security privitization rhetoric.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Criticism of Tsarist Russia

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Public, private. We've run out of sectors to fail."

GOP Congressman quits GOP party.

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

Euro smashes other currencies.

'I'm sure you've heard of the smart bomb, this one is polite as well.'

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

The Politics of Food.

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

'Clown accused of being illegal gay Republican.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.

"Remember that patient you cured of the delusion the government was out to get him? Trump just deported him."

NO FACILITIES, 'He's doing his best to solve the illegal alien problem.'

George Floyd

"I know I'm going to be a registered partisan, I'm just not sure which tribe."

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Remind me, what's our immigration policy again?"

Beijing 2022

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"The refugee crisis is getting worse...We have to do something as a matter of URGENCY!"

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"I used to think it was nice to wake up to face the world... now I think it is nice to wake up and still have a world to face up to."

"Okay...I'll hold the ball and you run up and kick it, then you hold the ball and I'll run up and kick it, then I'll hold the ball and..."

"I hope you're digging a hole big enough for everybody."

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."