Partisan Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the passionate thinker who enjoys navigating the world of politics and ideas? Our offerings for the partisan ponderer blend humor, wit, and thoughtful design, perfect for sparking conversations or simply showcasing their intellectual curiosity. Whether it’s a mug for their morning coffee or a print for their office wall, find a gift that resonates with their love of debate and deep thoughts.

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Democrats vs. Republicans

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue." mockup

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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"What was I thinking?!"

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G7 Summit Concern

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Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed.... mockup

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

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That party went well.

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Roe v. Wade

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The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq. mockup

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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Do Guns Kill?

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty." mockup

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

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"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

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Violent Crime Statistics

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"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy." mockup

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

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