Party Ponderer Gifts

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

That party went well.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"We've been invited to another Christmas superspreader party."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

G7 Summit Concern

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Roe v. Wade

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

Sybil Obama

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

We Used to Build Things

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

The Politics of Food.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'