Historical Ponderer Mugs

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"In my day, we froze to death, but we were happy."

The last ever war artist.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"What was I thinking?!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

65 Million Years Ago

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"