Prehistoric Ponderer Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The first Valentine...

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

The Emergence Of Language

You are here.

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."

"William dabbles in paleontology."

Guidance Counselor - Hunting/Gathering.

'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

"Are we there yet?"

The First Vegetarians.

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'It's a great invention, but what if it falls into the wrong hands?'

'I just invented it... I call it 'O'.'

'It's a long story...'

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."