Prehistoric Ponderers Gifts

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

The Evolution Of Man.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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'Where did we go wrong?'

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

"Tork, Me rethinking Keto diet."

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?'

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

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The discovery of voodoo.

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Tell me again about that 'vegan' idea of yours."

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

"Man, I hope we never have to walk like that all the time."

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

"You feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body?"

"Everything taste like pterodactyl to you."

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."