Prehistoric Ponderings Gifts

"Do we let her watch too much rock?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

65 Million Years Ago

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Those Were The Days

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'