Prehistoric Ponderings Pillows

"Do we let her watch too much rock?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Those Were The Days

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."