Prehistoric Ponder Gifts

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

65 Million Years Ago

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Early accounting scandals.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Plagiarist!"

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.