Prehistoric Paradox Ponderer Gifts

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

65 Million Years Ago

Optimist

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Schrödinger and his cat

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."