Prehistoric Paradox Ponderer Gifts

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Optimist

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."