Psychology Paradox Ponderer Gifts

"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The Artist

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Needs to get a life"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."