Psychology Paradox Ponderer Gifts

"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The Artist

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Needs to get a life"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"You dropped yer wallet."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Max Weber

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.