'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'
Medication Paradox Ponderer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who enjoys the intriguing contradictions of medication and health? Our collection celebrates the medication paradox ponderer—those curious minds who think deeply about wellness and enjoy witty, clever designs. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their love for the paradoxical world of medication and health, adding a splash of humor and insight to their everyday essentials.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
The Artist
"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."
"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"
Optimist
"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."
"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."
WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."
Schrödinger and his cat
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.
"Most people forget they've had amnesia."
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."
'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''
Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.
"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."
Desert island dweller sinks in sand.
Inventing Time Travel
Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.
"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"
"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"
"I'm a huge fan of your work."
307 days without an accident.
Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box
Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.
Department of Homeland Insecurity
"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"
Schrodinger's kittens
Medication Paradox Ponderer Gifts Collection
Medication Paradox Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the medication paradox ponderer—perfect for those who love clever designs that challenge the mind while enjoying their favorite drink.
Medication Paradox Ponderer Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the medication paradox ponderer—fun, thoughtful designs that add personality to any space.
Medication Paradox Ponderer Prints
Bring home prints that reflect the curiosity and wit of the medication paradox ponderer—ideal for inspiring conversations and adding a creative touch to your decor.
Medication Paradox Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the medication paradox ponderer to showcase their passion for health mysteries and entertaining contradictions in style.