Psyche Ponderer Gifts

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Carl Gustav Jung

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Sauce for the Goose

"Needs to get a life"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Ivan Turgenev

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.