Psychedelic Ponderer Gifts

Is it true you can get high licking some frog?

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Needs to get a life"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Sauce for the Goose

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I cross the road to forget."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Ghost puddle

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'