Psychosis Ponderer Gifts

Are you searching for a meaningful gift for someone who enjoys contemplating life's complexities? Our collection for the psychosis ponderer features witty, thoughtful items perfect for sparking introspection and inspiring unique insights. Ideal for those who thrive on deep thoughts and curious minds, these products celebrate the art of pondering with humor and intelligence.

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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body. mockup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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"Why bother?"

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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No Immediate Danger

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?" mockup

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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"Needs to get a life"

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"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

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Optimist

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box." mockup

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat. mockup

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

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"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..." mockup

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

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Schrödinger and his cat

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened." mockup

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

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Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks. mockup

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

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"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!" mockup

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

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The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions. mockup

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

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"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?" mockup

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

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"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia." mockup

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!" mockup

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

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'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.' mockup

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

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'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.' mockup

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

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"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!" mockup

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

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'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.' mockup

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

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'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?' mockup

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

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Conspiracy Cat

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'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?' mockup

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

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Max Weber

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Psychosis Ponderer Gifts Collection

Psychosis Ponderer Mugs

Discover more thoughtful mugs designed for the psychosis ponderer—perfect for sparking deep conversations over coffee or tea.

Psychosis Ponderer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that inspire reflection—great for creating a thoughtful sanctuary for the psyche pondering individual.

Psychosis Ponderer Prints

Browse inspiring prints that align with creative minds—an excellent way to decorate spaces that foster deep thinking.

Psychosis Ponderer T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that tickle the curious mind—ideal for the creative ponderer who loves sharing their unique perspective.