Prehistoric Gifts

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"No Tharg, you didn't discover the dog, he just started following you around."

"Look, Grog... Me invent road-rage!"

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Mental note to self...wait a minute...I don't have the brain capacity for that.'

Ancient Racing

Geekasaurus.

'Ah gross! Now it's foot is moving. Did you even chew on that thing?'

'You need a rest. Better cut down on your night-clubbing for a while.'

Tiny Dinosaur.

"Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!"

Helpful Dinosaurs

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

Dinosaur Pet

The discovery of asparagus.

"Your fire stick is OK. Put movies, games, and TV shows on it, then I'll be impressed."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Fire is discovered.

Hunter-gatherers unclear on the concept

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Early ideas for a slide for the kiddies were a flop

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

"Don't move. I think the dessert cart saw us."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The First Pandemic

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

So, shirts versus skins then?

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

Dinosaurs

'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'