Prehistoric Historian Gifts

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Cone of Shame.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"