Prehistoric Scientist Gifts

Early Anaesthesia

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Cone of Shame.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early accounting scandals.

"Plagiarist!"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"