Prehistoric Thinker Gifts

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

Great Moments in Accountancy.

One day an idea began to form in Klog's head - he quickly took preventative action.

'Grog is an idea guy.'

"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"

"I think Gukor just got an idea!"

'Not bad. How is it going uphill?'

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"Any questions?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"And this is our media room."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

The discovery of asparagus.

65 Million Years Ago

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Early accounting scandals.