Prehistoric Thinker Mugs

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

Great Moments in Accountancy.

One day an idea began to form in Klog's head - he quickly took preventative action.

'Grog is an idea guy.'

"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

"I think Gukor just got an idea!"

'Not bad. How is it going uphill?'

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Any questions?"

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Cone of Shame.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel