Prehistoric Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for someone fascinated by ancient philosophy or prehistoric times? Our collection blends clever humor with creative artwork inspired by the minds of ancient thinkers. Whether they love a good laugh or appreciate deep insights with a playful twist, these products are ideal for sparking conversation and adding a touch of timeless wisdom to their daily life.

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The Theory of Evolution.

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The first car accident.

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Ancient Racing

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating." mockup

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!" mockup

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

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65 Million Years Ago

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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The discovery of asparagus.

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?" mockup

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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Those Were The Days

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"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this." mockup

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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The Evolution Of Man.

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'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!' mockup

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

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'When do they learn to stand upright?' mockup

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?' mockup

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!" mockup

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

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'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.' mockup

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

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Early accounting scandals.

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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"Plagiarist!"

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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