Prehistoric Philosophy Enthusiasts Gifts

Looking for a distinctive gift for someone captivated by prehistoric philosophy? Our curated collection features clever and thought-provoking items that combine ancient themes with creative design. Whether they’re passionate about early human thought or love exploring the origins of wisdom, our products make meaningful, fun presents that spark curiosity and admiration.

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?' mockup

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

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The first car accident.

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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'The Questioner'

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'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!' mockup

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism." mockup

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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65 Million Years Ago

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Pastorius wonders why.

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The discovery of asparagus.

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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'The meaning of life is dog food.' mockup

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

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Zenemies.

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!" mockup

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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Those Were The Days

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"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark." mockup

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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