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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

65 Million Years Ago

Pastorius wonders why.

The discovery of asparagus.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

The Evolution Of Man.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer