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Just because the neighbors got fire doesn't mean we need to.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The discovery of asparagus.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Zenemies.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Those Were The Days

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The Evolution Of Man.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer