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"Alright, I'm going to show you once more how to make fire."

"It's called 'bipedalism' -- It'll do wonders for our productivity!"

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"I hit her on the head with my club! No reaction! I hit her again! Absolutely no reaction! I don't understand "the dating game" anymore!"

"Now that you've discovered fire, we could use some scented candles!"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."