Prehistoric Aficionados Mugs

"Alright, I'm going to show you once more how to make fire."

Just think, you'll go down in history as the first victim of technology.

"It's called 'bipedalism' -- It'll do wonders for our productivity!"

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"I hit her on the head with my club! No reaction! I hit her again! Absolutely no reaction! I don't understand "the dating game" anymore!"

"Now that you've discovered fire, we could use some scented candles!"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.