Prehistoric Times Aficionado Mugs

Subway BC

Boomerang

"You're SURE this will stimulate the economy?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Is the fire included?'