Prehistoric Times Fan Mugs

'Okay, but don't try to operate it until I invent insurance.'

'Is the fire included?'

"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."

The early days of e-mailing.

'Wait! -- What if I get WARTS?'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"Hold it - he's our national bird."

"I think the boss misunderstood the meaning of bonus!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

Used wheels

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

I'm With Stooped

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'