Prehistoric Times Fan Gifts

'Okay, but don't try to operate it until I invent insurance.'

'Is the fire included?'

"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."

The early days of e-mailing.

'Wait! -- What if I get WARTS?'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"Hold it - he's our national bird."

"I think the boss misunderstood the meaning of bonus!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

The Invention of the Wheel

Used wheels

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Grok's Thought Stopping.