Prehistoric Era Fan Gifts

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Used wheels

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Is the fire included?'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

The man who discovered smoke

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''