Prehistoric Era Fan Gifts

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Used wheels

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

The Invention of the Wheel

I'm With Stooped

'Is the fire included?'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''