Prehistoric Life Fan Gifts

The wheel.

'You never take me anywhere!!'

Dog chases caveman's newly invented wheel.

Ok, who used all the leaves in the bathroom and didn

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

'What did you do with the dinosaur I killed YESTERDAY?'

Caveman bathroom

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'To me, anyone interested in high tech stuff like fire, is a nerd.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

I'm With Stooped

Used wheels

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Is the fire included?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'