Prehistoric Creature Fan Gifts

'No, it's definitely not a Blue Tit - it hasn't got that distinctive yellow breast.'

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Warrior Woman

Lessons in Prehistory.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Dragon Graph

I'm With Stooped

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.