Prehistoric Animal Fan Gifts

'Save your money Larry, it's too late for this little guy.'

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Wolf Karaoke

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Meow"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

I'm With Stooped

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."