Early Human Fan Gifts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

Stephen Spender.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

Jason and the Aga notes,

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

I'm With Stooped

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'