Prehistoric Art Fan Gifts

Early accounting scandals.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

'It must be some new dance craze.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."

'Oooh, catch that thing, I really want to paint one on the wall.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early stencils.

'Anybody can learn to draw - the hard part is thinking up the gags.'

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It says, 'No animals were actually killed in the production of this cave painting'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A caveman paints from life

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Troys'R'Us.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana