Prehistoric Art Lover Gifts

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave drawings.

Caveman Art Gallery.

Unconformist makes square wheel

'Kitschy, but I like it.'

Political Cave Art

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

Old skool graffiti.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Kip paints caves.'

Mammoth

"I call it angle-poise"

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Ok, I'm sick of the news...Hurry up and get to the sports section.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'He makes over six figures a year.'

'I don't know - I suppose we'll need at least nine or ten of them.'

Aliens inspire a cave painting.

"The likeness is uncanny!"

A caveman carves wine and a glass out of stone.

"This sure makes my job easier."

"It needs something."

"All these designs are also available as fridge magnets, bookmarks, tea-towels and keyrings."

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"Simple stone tool."

'It's good to see you're writing again.'

Drawing on the walls.

"Four months in Spain and he comes back re-invented, anti-social and a hopeless binge drinker."

'We'd like to see it in turquoise.'

'Honestly, peter, you're so spineless.'

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

Caveman hunting animal that looks like a cave painting

Anthroplogists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

I call it "101 Snappy Comebacks."