Prehistoric Painting Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

The first art critic

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Kid doing cave paintings

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early accounting scandals.

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'