Prehistoric Painter Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Cave people paint

Kid doing cave paintings

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Vincent Van Og.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Mammoth Posing

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Political Cave Art

Art Critics.

"I call it angle-poise"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Geekasaurus.