Prehistoric Painter Mugs

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Cave people paint

Kid doing cave paintings

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Art Critics.

Political Cave Art

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Geekasaurus.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'