Prehistoric Art Explorer Mugs

"Derivative? Of what?!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Vincent Van Og.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Mammoth Posing

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Art Critics.

Political Cave Art

"I call it angle-poise"

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."