Prehistoric Art Enthusiast Mugs

'Must be the footnotes.'

Cave drawing copyrighted.

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'And here we see a move towards a more modern depiction of hunting prowess.'

'He's a literary genius.'

Two cavemen discussing a painting

'It's a connect-the-dots cave drawing.'

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

'Cut it out!'

First Art History Class

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'You've really hit your stride now, Thag.'

Lion trapping archaeologists with cave paintings.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"What's the point in drawing naked women? Do you really think anyone will be looking at that in a hundred thousand years?"

"This site better be secure before you put our personal information on it."

"I don't understand the fashion of today's youth, but at least he's doing his homework."

"Still skeptical?"

"I don't get it."

"Yes, but is it Art?"

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"This is big..."

"There's the vandal painting graffiti on our cave!"

Caveman looking at his cave art that he framed

"I just sold a painting."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

A caveman copying a cave drawing onto a tablet like he's a student in a museum.

'I've decided to switch to science fiction.'

"I'm hoping that once we enter the Bronze Age I'll be able to get a better likeness of you."

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Early Art Critic