Prehistoric Art Explorer Prints

"Derivative? Of what?!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Mammoth Posing

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Political Cave Art

Art Critics.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Early Art Critic

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I call it angle-poise"

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'